ussbishop:

PRINCESS OF MY HEART

Someone like you.

(via memewhore)

alizabug:

dang those cool bugs

(via yousoldtheworld)

kaijugroupiee:

Okay so I think Chris Evans was saying in an interview about how it’s always the children who discover the hero in disguise, and I just realized why: it’s because they’re short enough to see under the hat and they’re innocent and hopeful enough to still believe in heroes.

(via fangirlsjustwannahavefun)

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

(via jesussbabymomma)

madokaakemi:

fuck-kirk:

starrgazzeestarrhaazzeee:

shell-tear-your-world-apart:

endsofadream:

SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.

Now that’s how you get laid boys.

YYYOOOOOOOOOO

OR to be EVEN MORE ROMANTIC you could take the kiddie pool, fill it with balls, and give ur partner and extra hour in the ball pit

madokaakemi:

fuck-kirk:

starrgazzeestarrhaazzeee:

shell-tear-your-world-apart:

endsofadream:

SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.

Now that’s how you get laid boys.

YYYOOOOOOOOOO

OR to be EVEN MORE ROMANTIC you could take the kiddie pool, fill it with balls, and give ur partner and extra hour in the ball pit

(via fangirlsjustwannahavefun)


My name is Cricket and I live in a van down by the river

I'm 22, NH raised and a tattoo apprentice. I'm all mock bravado with arrogant hardness.

I'm loud and mean and full of problems. I am all social inadequacies. I have the balance and grace of a freshly dispensed calf. I'm really good at cutting my losses, burning my bridges, biting my lips and wasting my time. I like soft pretzels, camel crush, binge drinking, comedians on pandora, comic books, pakalolo, Gautama Buddha and cherry limeaids.

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