THE LORD IS MY CHARIOT BUT YOU'RE MY RIDE HOME

thecsph:

This is Sexual Assault Awareness Month! Remember that real consent is freely and enthusiastically given.

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amsterdamnedd:

this book was written thirteen years ago

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stepchildofthesun:

crystalmeowth:

whorem0anz:

My dog looks like a fuzzy penis. That is all, bye.

i sat here laughing for like ten minutes

I almost had a heart attack last night while my husband and I were lying in bed reading and his entire body starts shaking. I’m all ARE YOU OK ARE YOU HAVING A SEIZURE ARE YOU CRYING WHATS HAPPENING

and then i realize he’s just laughing hysterically- so hard that he CANT MAKE NOISE

And I go: Are you thinking about that damn penis dog again?

him: *silent nodding while he claps like a retarded seal*

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condition-oakland:

Same

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fancybidet:

alexheberling:

fancybidet:

thewomanofkleenex:

fancybidet:

That’s not a tiny cup I’m just really fat.

WHY IS THERE A LADY IN THE BACK IN THE SAME OUTFIT? Also, Natalie is adorable as always.

!!!!!!!

IF ONLY SHE WERE STANDING ABOUT TWO FEET TO THE RIGHT SHE WOULD BE INSIDE THE CUP

THERE I FIXED IT:

DYING RIGHT NOW AT THIS ^^^^^^^

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lahzy:

nyctophobiax:

“i think i’m just smart enough to know the face of human nature is so horrifyingly ugly.”

honestly this speaks to me in so many levels. 

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manustupration:

thetelltalejanelle:

vigorousjazzhands:

pjlowry:

It would certainly explain a lot concerning how gay the show is. I mean seriously… that Adler/Moriarty twist was the stupidest thing I have ever heard of!

Series three of Sherlock can’t get here soon enough!

#Worst show on TV

yeah that must be why

•  Elementary is the season’s #1 new program, averaging 12.88 million viewers.

• Elementary wins its Thursday (10:00-11:00 PM) time period in viewers, adults 18-49 (3.0/09) and adults 25-54 (4.1/10). 

• The series is an international hit. 

• Elementary is the #1 show on Sky Living in the UK, a top five series on Global in Canada, the #1 drama on Network Ten in Australia, the #1 U.S. series in Spain, and a top five U.S. series in Germany and Italy.

I think the only stupid thing going on here is your post because it literally possesses no logic whatsoever now kindly get your idiotic hate out of the tag and go sulk over the lack of episodes from your precious BBC show elsewhere

“sick pervert”

so many words could be said about that, so little time

at least our show doesn’t have a creator/writer portraying their dickish ways through the main character—Moffat

Wow, I was really confused at first because I was like, “But Moriarty and Watson are females, thus making it heterosexual” and then I realised you meant in canon.

So, it feels like you’re complaining someone thinks two guys want each other and calling them a ‘sick pervert’. Why, you’re surrounded by sick perverts my friend.

Also, Holmes is only in a romantic relationship with Adler (who I realise is Moriarty but really…she ~probably~ didn’t seem like a sociopath as Adler/the woman Sherlock loved) which is not an odd thing for a Sherlock Holmes adaptation to do, although it’s not canonical.