My name is Cricket and I live in a van down by the river

I'm 22, NH raised and a tattoo apprentice. I'm all mock bravado with arrogant hardness.

I'm loud and mean and full of problems. I am all social inadequacies. I have the balance and grace of a freshly dispensed calf. I'm really good at cutting my losses, burning my bridges, biting my lips and wasting my time. I like soft pretzels, camel crush, binge drinking, comedians on pandora, comic books, pakalolo, Gautama Buddha and cherry limeaids.

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